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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Security Breach

For this informative post, please enjoy “Song for Junior” Complements of the Beastie Boys.

So anybody who knows me can tell you I am absolutely smitten with my Nicolasa. She is sweet, funny, outgoing, a great mom and always there when you need her. However, when it comes to keeping a secret she is about as reliable as Tate manning a nuclear power plant. I could go on and on about this, but let’s just say, if ever you want everyone to know something, just take Nicole to the side and tell her you need her to keep it a secret, and before the conversation is over, she will have blogged it, rumored it, and shouted it out to anyone she can find. I like to call this the NICOLASA EXPLASA.


The latest edition of this phenomenon occurred when I told Nicole that I wanted to create a blog, a task which takes a lot more time than I had originally thought. So we sat down together and she put me through a blog 101 and let me be. A few hours after going through backgrounds, setting up playlists and adding my profile, I decided I needed to take some more time to get my blog up and running before it was introduced to the public. I like to compare this to the introduction of a new prototype fighter jet. The USAF didn’t let the Stealth or F-22 prototypes out to the public until all the bugs had been worked out and they were ready for production, lest they allow the competition to get a jump on them. Thus is the complexity and competitiveness that is the Sounds of Science Blog page. Here comes my mistake, I asked Nicole to keep my blog a “SECRET” until it was ready for “production”. Enter the NICOLASA EXPLASA….in what must have been record time, a link to the Sounds of Science was posted on her blog page. I should have known…….

So pretty much everyone has already seen my blog in an incomplete, nay, naked state, and for this I apologize. One benefit of this breach in security, is that I am now motivated to hurry up and get everything going. You can now expect regular posts or as we like to say, “Drops of Science”.

Hey Nicolasa, did you know that A Step Forward is Utah’s most up and coming home health care company in the state of Utah? Don’t tell anyone, it’s a “SECRET”.

Matt and Jeramy can now expect their business to triple……this is an example of using the NICOLASA EXPLASA to your advantage.

Until next time………

5 comments:

Nicole said...

To be fair what you consider a secret most people would think of as public knowledge. But if you want to categorize all your secrets into one lump sum I guess I'll let them all out as you call it the Nicolasa Explasa. So everyone stay tuned to my blog for all Ben's secrets shall be revealed. If you are already charged with the crime I might as well put a few more fun things on my wrap sheet.

Rachel and Kelly said...

Welcome to the blog world. I am excited for the Ben and Nicole battle.

Michelle said...

Hey Ben, this is Matt. Our business has already quadrupled!! Please tell Nicole she can start telling everyone about it because we are so swamped and we need things to slow down!!
Matt

Nicole said...

Still worried? You should be. I am going to hit you when you least expect it.

Nicole said...

I am sick of seeing my security breach everytime I look at your blog. It's time to update.